The Seizure Generator!
As everyone knows, after just a small seizure, even a full-sized man is exhausted and must rest. If your offspring is completely out of control, simply set him down and click the link below. After watching for a only a few minutes,
even the most seizure resistant kid will experience a
Psychogenic Non-Epileptic Seizure.
After a moment, simply lay him or her
down for a nap and enjoy Quiet Time!
Instant Drug-Free Child Control.
Created by top Japanese Animators.
You'll be a better parent for it!
(Please use Sparingly!)
"He who spares the Rod hates his son,